Republican Song and Dance Routine

Refrain:
Twist and Spin
Twist and Spin
Political lies
don’t count as sin

Repeat refrain after each verse

Our goals are good
our aims are true.
that makes it OK,
whatever we do.

We tell lies
we spread smear
we yell fire
to stir up fear

We take a truth
and exaggerate
so Dems look bad
and we look great

Up is down
and black is white
If we say it often
that makes it right

We take words
and twist them round
till what they meant
is no longer sound

Conspiracy was
a fact we knew
now it’s a sign
of a crazy you

Patriotism was
yours and mine
now it’s a weapon
used to malign

Looks that fool
words that buzz
create a world
made of fuzz

Be sure to look
shiny and clean
then underneath
be dirty and mean