I began my journalism career as a high school junior seven long years ago covering high school sports.
It was a small, rural paper, so things such as conflicts of interest -- I wrote stories about games I played in -- never came up at that time.
I have also on occasion pitched in and helped Post Sports Editor Vince Vosti cover youth sports here on the Ridge.
But this isn't a piece on small-town journalism or conflicts of interest. It's about youth sports.
I know folks up here on the Ridge take their high school sports, particularly Bobcat football, seriously. And in a group of supporters as big as the Bobcats have, there's bound to be a few that take it a little too serious, if you know what I mean.
Heck, I played football at a high school one-sixteenth the size of Paradise High and there were parents there that took sports too intensely, so I know for a fact there are parents that take the wins and losses of the 'Cats on overload.
But, fear not, Paradisians and Magalians, there are parents out there that take sports much more seriously than even the most hardcore of your brood. (not that that's permission to up the ante)
Our case study today are parents of the varsity girls basketball team as Castro Valley High School, in the southern regions of Alameda County along Interstate 580.
These parents' lack of anything resembling common sense was chronicled on the front page of Sunday's San Francisco Chronicle by one of my favorite columnists, C.W. Nevius.
Basically, Nevius writes about some parents having problems with Castro Valley coach Nancy Nibarger for what they say was an "out of control" program because the coach kicked the team out of the gym early after a lackluster practice, not being present at photo day and not saying hi to some of the girls when they out in public together.
Having spent time on sports teams, let me translate you to what that means: The parents are peeved their kids didn't get enough playing, even though the team had an 11-15 season last year.
Even Nevius points this out:
...Nibarger thinks the heart of the issue is the difference between offseason, paid programs and varsity high school sports, and her former team captain agrees.
Otten says parents typically pay $1,500 a year for private basketball club teams. They don't expect to shell out that kind of money to see their daughter sit on the bench. Nor is it atypical for club coaches to praise a marginal player to the skies. After all, the program needs to keep that money coming. That environment sets unrealistic expectations.
"A lot of people came in thinking great things about themselves," says Otten. "They were expecting a lot of playing time just because they were on the team.'' That sense of entitlement is threatening to overwhelm varsity sports in high school. Parents aren't just questioning the coaches, they are demanding their heads on a platter.
"If we don't stomp this out," says athletic director Gray, "whosever mommy or daddy has the most power is going to be the starter. And if you look around the country, you see we are losing that battle.''...
For more on this, here's a story written by one of The Post's sister papers in the Bay Area.
First, the parents complained to the school's principal. An investigation determined Nibarger did nothing wrong. The parents appealed the decision to the superintendent. Another investigation determined Nibarger did nothing wrong. So the parents complained to the school board. The last hearing on the team lasted nine hours, with the board enforcing some concessions.
You can say "third time's the charm." I would also offer "only in an election year" but no member of the Castro Valley school board is up for election next month.
Here's the run-down of what Nibarger will have to deal with:
1) Nibarger will not choose who makes the team, but will be part of a six-member "panel" made up of parents and community members who will determine the makeup of the varsity squad. I mean come on, Nibarger only played at Kansas State and was only an assistant coach at Berkeley and Kansas, Big 12 and Pac-10 schools which all had winning records last season. What could she possibly know about basketball that anybody else in Castro Valley wouldn't?
2) Her two assistant coaches, one a member of Berkeley's Hall of Fame and the other a cop, got the axe even though neither one had a complaint filed against them by anyone. Heck, the cop wasn't even accused of racially profiling someone in a lay-up drill.
3) An "omsbudsman" must be present at every Castro Valley basketball practice.
4) At least once every game, Nibarger must take a straw poll of the parents in attendance to determine what type of defense to use. Okay, I added this one, but looking at the first three, does it seem that crazy?
Nevius' column brought some attention to the Castro Valley situation, which isn't good news for these parents. Sports satire blog Deadspin titled their comments on the issue "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth in High School Girls Basketball"
It's situations like these that, no matter what, always cause me to tense up a bit when covering youth sports. Even here on the Ridge. It's a phobia, really.
Maybe you've seen me at sports events in the past—high school basketball, Little League baseball -- in a corner of the bleachers scribbling away on a notebook. It probably wasn't a close look; I tend to stay as far away from other people as reasonably possible at sporting events.
It's not because I forgot to shave, shower or put on deodorant. It's because I'm always fighting, on some level, the fear that I will come across the Sports Parents from Hell. I figure, if I stay far enough away from the parents and concentrate on the kids playing (you know, kids playing games, having fun, the whole purpose of me being there) my odds of facing SP's from H diminish.
Needless to say, Nevius covered this with balance and the pleasant jolt of "what the hell is wrong with you people?" common sense that being a columnist allows.
Heck, if anything, it got him on the front page of The Chronicle, which is always a plus.